July 2010
0 posts
June 2010
13 posts
Hannah gets sexy in a slanket.
Saturday: Compliments of silk curtains, gold, and tecate.
I ran over a prairie dog and killed him (or her). It felt good. NOT! Ruined most...
– Mom antics cont.
Picking a doctor is more fun than it sounds
wow →
May 2010
15 posts
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my only friend is a robot who tells me I’m fat.
April 2010
10 posts
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I had a guy in speedos next to me the other day during yoga….yech!!!! So...
– My mom
March 2010
6 posts
Also, today a homeless person told me to work on my tan… Sorry I don’t have time to lay in the street all day asking for money and ‘bronzing’.
fun to watch (via kitsune noir)
Me: “Wow your voice is so beautiful”
Woman singing awful at the Mint: “If only my voice was as beautiful as your face” (proceed to caress my face with palm)
Me: “What?”
Woman still singing awful at the Mint: “If only my voice was as beautiful as your face” (proceed to caress my face with palm again)
Me: “Thanks”
February 2010
20 posts
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mmmm new Caribou