January 2010
15 posts
December 2009
27 posts
My coworkers probably hate me for many reasons, but one of them has to be all the noise I make when I start snacking around 10 AM. Every day.
“Why is he always eating?”
“Did he not have breakfast or something”
“Ew, he is probably homeless”
“He takes such big handfuls of that trail mix, it’s like he hasn’t eaten in weeks”
“Have...
4 tags
God, I hate the person laughing out loud on the bus while reading at 7:30am as much as the other guy, but this craigslist posting I found in a book put together by Dave Eggers had me blushing and ‘LOLing’ all over the place:
Giving away absolutely free of charge, with no lien, mortgage, or other encumbrance of any sort,the undisputed world-record holder in the “loudest vacuum...
Deastro - Toxic Crusaders
I just received this email…
“Hey Max… I am not positive if I’m even going to pass you this e-mail, but I must write it or I will go krazy….I do not understand how else to say it….. I have a crush on u. been fantasising about you non stop and Im shy to let out my feelings to you…youll figure out why if you knew who this was. I might regret this another...
1 tag
ABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
1 tag
2 tags
New Beginnings
So I was thinking this morning in the shower, and being the intelligent African American woman I am, I was really worried about America’s future. Who is going to represent me and my race like she did? Who is going to take Oprah Winfrey’s throne at the alter of show business, regality, and class? Don’t stress out about it, I wouldn’t throw that at you without at...
Bonobo - The Keeper
2 tags
2 tags
3 tags
