Browsing the craigslist pet ads always makes my heart sad and heavy, well just more sad/heavy than usual, but anyways, today I found quite the surprising ad. This cat is me if I was a cat. Not only does this cat look good by itself, but if it sat nicely in my lap (maybe on its on personal lap pillow perhaps) I’m certain it would cure some form of cancer.  If you feel like buying it for me, my birthday is coming up relatively soon.