My coworkers probably hate me for many reasons, but one of them has to be all the noise I make when I start snacking around 10 AM. Every day.

“Why is he always eating?”

“Did he not have breakfast or something”

“Ew, he is probably homeless”

“He takes such big handfuls of that trail mix, it’s like he hasn’t eaten in weeks”

“Have you seen him with the apples? THAT is the worst. Yeah, at his desk- No, I swear! I know…”

“Did you know Brittany Murphy died?”