Things I did this year worth mentioning:

1. Moped’d for miles through rural Taiwan.
2. Floated down the Nam Song River in Laos while drinking buckets filled with red bull, whiskey, and coke.
3. Held in some of the worst diarrhea ever for a 4 hour bus ride to the Nam Song River.
4. Got bit by a homeless, street-wandering and feral dog in Luang Prabang (bitch).
5. Attended the infamous Full Moon Party on Koh Phangan, Thailand.
6. Stayed out until 6am in the morning in Tokyo, Japan.
7. Moved to San Francisco.
8. Went on a 20 mile, 4 day trek through the Andes to Machu Picchu (The Lares Trek).
9. Went to first base with a girl who was final 4 on America’s Next Top Model (I am famous).
10. Started a “career” with one of the big four accounting firms.
11. Did not fall victim to the ever-present and unavoidable bacon trend (no I don’t want bacon in my latte dumb ass).
12. Did not get swine flu (chill).
13. Became an iPhone user and a hater of AT&T service the same day.
14. Became a bigger pessimist and critic than years prior.